My favourite pet is little Mr. Gnome Rider.
I was sitting lonely at home, playing Elements and getting owned. Suddenly, at my side sat a brave lill' Gnome, the only pet I've yet had. We fought hard, and we fought long. But, at last we won, the little gnome and I. We both bathed in the unmasked glory that the gods cast upon us, and we had the time of our lives. We were the victors. We had came, we had conquered and we had won. The darkness, gone!
How stupid it was of me to think that if he survived he would still be my companion, but, alas, no; evil Zanz had to take this poor gnomey away from me!
My first pet, my last pet, and my most beloved pet. Rest in peace brave warrior, I will remember you forever!