Murphy's Laws of Elements

[regen2k9]

- When you get a death nymph as your oracle card, the AI will NEVER use it's ability in the arena, no matter how much death quanta it has.

Just found this one out recently.  SO. ANNOYING.  ugh.

[TheFallenHero94]

this thread is HILARIOUS!

[Guizonde]

new one: having fun with RoL/hope and a fallen druid. you've got a 13-hope, and then the AI plays a thunderstorm. so what, you're thinking? then the ******* plays 6 dragons in one go... AND snipes your druid, adding insult to injury. always in that order.

another: mutations. better have a lot of fodder, because you are garanteed to have at least 2 immaterial 0/2 critters "improved" at the most crucial time.

trying out aether in bronze league? bad timing, it's a charger spam! better luck next time, when your lobotomizer isn't the last card in your deck!

trying out your new uber-deck in the trainer? 20-0 record? spend all your money on it, and you'll have a 0-20 record on your account.

another one i've seen on the old forums was a guy who built a rainbow that had one purify in it. never needed it, and won consistently. took it out for something else, lost 5 in a row. puts it back, wins, etc... lucky card? more like scumbag...

[Chapuz]

trying out your new uber-deck in the trainer? 20-0 record? spend all your money on it, and you'll have a 0-20 record on your account.

Classic. Specially in FG grinders 

[Dandy]

Find a new FG that works really well? You'll spend all your time upping it, then once you finally up that last card, you'll start losing consistently until you've used up 1000 electrum and have to sell the card that you just upped. Then, once you have sold it, you'll start winning again. -_-

[Mortisgrey]

Here are my 2 eps worth:

Quantum pillars/towers will intentionally not give you the quanta you need to play cards and/or activate abilities.

Never ever mutate your opponent's creatures because they will get worse (for you that is) then what they had originally.

[TheAccuso]

the person that start the conversation in PvP chat loose. everytime

[DoubleCapitals]

Here are my 2 eps worth:

Quantum pillars/towers will intentionally not give you the quanta you need to play cards and/or activate abilities.

Never ever mutate your opponent's creatures because they will get worse (for you that is) then what they had originally.

yeah, i mutated a sof into a 6/5 blue nymph with mutation

[Mortisgrey]

You are one win away from a rare spin while playing in the arena, you then get completely and utterly get stomped on for  the next 3 games. No I am not bitter at all. 

[Chapuz]

the person that start the conversation in PvP chat loose. everytime

No 

[TheAccuso]

the person that start the conversation in PvP chat loose. everytime

No 

o yep, except that time

[Aneninen]

You are one win away from a rare spin while playing in the arena, you then get completely and utterly get stomped on for  the next 3 games. No I am not bitter at all. 

More precisely: your winning rate depends on the arena level you play against. With a superb deck, you lose only every 5th game at Bronze level, every 4th at Silver, every 3rd at Gold and every 2nd at Platinum.