Murphy's Laws of Elements

[Naesala]

Shouldn't this be moved to the Humor section?
16) Your duck shield will ALWAYS block less than the enemy's fog shield.

Hehehe...duck shield

[furballdn]

Shouldn't this be moved to the Humor section?
16) Your duck shield will ALWAYS block less than the enemy's fog shield.

Hehehe...duck shield

This is almost amazing as armedilgo.

[regen2k9]

Shouldn't this be moved to the Humor section?
16) Your duck shield will ALWAYS block less than the enemy's fog shield.

Hehehe...duck shield

...did someone say duck shield? 

[Chapuz]

32) Every time you will have an EM because of your sundial chain, your oponent will play a weapon on his last turn.
33) When you are gonna draw the last card of the OTK combo on your last card, the oponent will cast Silence.
34) When your oponent plays a Voodoo Doll and you have your Reverse Time ready expecting for the BB+GP, it will be a Voodoo OTK and will screw you.

[TribalTrouble]

32) Every time you will have an EM because of your sundial chain, your oponent will play a weapon on his last turn.
33) When you are gonna draw the last card of the OTK combo on your last card, the oponent will cast Silence.
34) When your oponent plays a Voodoo Doll and you have your Reverse Time ready expecting for the BB+GP, it will be a Voodoo OTK and will screw you.

Someones got Voodoo on the brain.

35) Your deck has 6 Shards of Sacrifices in it. You only draw them when you have exactly 32 hp or less.

[ralouf]

36) you use sosac (upped) and SoD you have 196 HP, your opponent will always deal 156 damage
37) you either draw 0 fractal or ALL in a game
38) you have 0/1 pillar or 6/7 pillar in starting hand, never 2/3/4.

[Chapuz]

Someones got Voodoo on the brain.

Yeah well, yerterday I made 2 unupped Voodoo OTK decks for PVP 1 and bronze league. You can look at them in the link at the bottom of my posts

[rosutosefi]

Shouldn't this be moved to the Humor section?
16) Your duck shield will ALWAYS block less than the enemy's fog shield.

Hehehe...duck shield

It's intended.
But it's sad that I can't turn fog shield into a funny name without turning it into an insult. D:

[Rutarete]

Shouldn't this be moved to the Humor section?
16) Your duck shield will ALWAYS block less than the enemy's fog shield.

Hehehe...duck shield

It's intended.
But it's sad that I can't turn fog shield into a funny name without turning it into an insult. D:

Bug Shield?

[RagidyRock]

Wind shield; you know, those things that vehicles have?

[eaglgenes101]

Shouldn't this be moved to the Humor section?
16) Your duck shield will ALWAYS block less than the enemy's fog shield.

Hehehe...duck shield

It's intended.
But it's sad that I can't turn fog shield into a funny name without turning it into an insult. D:

What about frog shield?
And to get back to topic, when you farm for rares, you get a rare you already have.

[zhangvict]

Right after you twin universe one of your creatures, you draw a better one next turn

Right after you cast lightning to kill one of your opponent's creatures, the ai summons a stronger one that also could have been killed by lightning.