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Stories of Bizarre https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=9931.msg118877#msg118877
« on: July 20, 2010, 07:25:11 am »
We all know how fun and wierd are mutants, and we all sometimes like 2 see when the AI does something stupid(like pulverizez an hourglass, instead of a threathening permanent), or doing a stupid and funny mistake by yourself, and many other things. So tell your stories here, and have fun reading others. I know there is a same kind of thread about mutants, but here we ask u 2 say everything fun that has happened.

Well, my story starts like this...

I have an etropy randomness deck. using fallens and egg + some other cards 2. And I really like the duids, cause they always do somthing funny. 1 time, I got a devouring red nymph. o.O Never thought of a devouring nymph before. just think how big its mouth is. I named her Odye. Then I have gotten stealing and healing abomanaitons. thats just wierd, and it get wierder. I got a 11/14 colossal dragon with dive, growing nymphs, and plenty more that I cant think of right now.

The second stroy is about the stupid AI. "Once upon a time there was a stupid AI who did stupid things, like these: I had 1 ash eater out, and he had 1 virus and 2 parasites. U know that ash eater has only 1 hp, but he poisoned my ash eater 3 times in 1 turn. Thats totally pointless. And instead stealing a good permanent, he stole a burning pillar.

Now 2 the eggs. I like eggs, becuz they are random. Once I got an egg from an egg. Thats  Bizarre. U buy an egg, u get another egg!(from an egg). Now that was an eggy situation. And ofcourse, Ive got nymphs from eggs, but I really didnt think the origin of nymphs are eggs? o.O (actually the origin of nymphs is the oracle) Oracle: "Nymph, I am your father! Use the lemon nymph, use the lemon!"
Well... that all for this post. Hope I get some great stories, but now, Im gonna random back 2 the game.

Re: Stories of Bizarre https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=9931.msg118878#msg118878
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2010, 07:26:16 am »
Bumpidy

Kael Hate

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Re: Stories of Bizarre https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=9931.msg118885#msg118885
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2010, 07:41:27 am »
Longest Russian Doll scenario (eggs within eggs) I've had is 4. This was during the Fate Egg Tourney. Inside the last egg was a stone dragon.

Re: Stories of Bizarre https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=9931.msg119123#msg119123
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2010, 04:39:20 pm »
Longest Russian Doll scenario (eggs within eggs) I've had is 4. This was during the Fate Egg Tourney. Inside the last egg was a stone dragon.
hehe... that much? cool.

kobisjeruk

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Re: Stories of Bizarre https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=9931.msg119276#msg119276
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2010, 07:23:53 pm »
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Oracle: "Nymph, I am your father! Use the lemon nymph, use the lemon!"
You made a funny

I wonder what kind of ability(s) a Lemon Nymph has...*goes into JD's dreamy mode*

Re: Stories of Bizarre https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=9931.msg124891#msg124891
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2010, 06:49:59 pm »
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Oracle: "Nymph, I am your father! Use the lemon nymph, use the lemon!"
You made a funny

I wonder what kind of ability(s) a Lemon Nymph has...*goes into JD's dreamy mode*
How about this: 1 Lemon quantum: Uber Lemon - throws a lempon at the opponent, poisoning him/her for 50 dmg, killing all its creatures and healing u fully. or I prefer this 1: throws lemon, summoning a lemon. Lemon is 6/5 and has a skill named SURPRISE! it will turn into an awesome creature.

kobisjeruk

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Re: Stories of Bizarre https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=9931.msg125067#msg125067
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2010, 09:44:56 pm »
Awesome Creature
0/4
Immaterial
Flavor Text: Not what you'd expect, huh?

lemon creature....get it?

Zubon

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Re: Stories of Bizarre https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=9931.msg125253#msg125253
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2010, 12:40:23 am »
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when the AI does something stupid(like pulverizez an hourglass, instead of a threathening permanent)
I'm pretty sure that Hourglasses get top priority in destruction/theft.

Ah yes, the 0/* immaterial creatures.  Vicious, evil random number generator.

My latest bit of bizarre was my last game: I never drew a single tower.  With a towerless deck, that would make sense, but...  The SoGs let me get half way through my deck before the FG finished me.

 

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