Kakerlake @ mobbed by Oracle

[theloconate]

today i finally got my first nymph 
It was a grey nymph

[Kakerlake]

Congrats!

... I hate you...
Wait, that's exactly what the Oracle wants! That everyone starts hating each other until no one wants to play elements anymore! I see... the Oracle is the sworn enemy of elements! So I guess when the next update comes and some sort of Lvl7 opponent is available, that will be the Oracle! (always having a Nymph or two in the game from the beginning and kills you within 3 turns, and if you actually beat the 500 HP Oracle, you get nothing)


Edit:
New day, new badluck:

[lava golem]

Got entropy pend today, got elidnis as FG at least...

If I don't get a nymph I at least go for and FG, if theres no FG, then that was bad luck...

[Higurashi]

Y'know, most of these posts aren't bad luck at all. The last one? 60 electrum is nice, and Spark is a good fit for a Cremation rush. We get free stuff, so it seems obvious we should be thankful. Thanks, fa/tg/uy Oracle.

[Kakerlake]

60 Electrum is srsly nothing.
Going to top50 and beating one gives you mostly more and often even a rare card. (thx top 50 folks!)
Knowing the next FG is quite worth something. Often a free FG kill if you take it that way with the chance of winning upgraded cards.

Well now, tell me whats that spark worth? In a fire rush it surely is nice, but I haven't ever succesfully beaten a FG with a fire rush... Ok, I didn't try that often but I doubt it is possible within reasonable limits And since the spark dies in the first round, the opponent doesn't even waste a little CC on it.
And using that awesome fire rush upgrade aka. spark vs. anything else is useless. You usually should be able to beat them without the spark.

And don't call the Oracle fat. Bulky people might be offended when being compared to that [insertacoupleofrandomswearingwords] Oracle.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. So thank you anyway, Oracle you bitch

[Higurashi]

No, 60 is definitely above average. Of course you wouldn't try to rush a FG. o_O
Anyway, fa/tg/uy is what regulars at /tg/ on 4chan are called. It's an awesome board, and I'm certain the Oracle goes there.

[Kakerlake]

All right, folks, here's a new screenshot from the Oracle:

Well, since it is sooo unique, I' thought I'd put it into a spoiler.just a safety measure. so you won't accidentally click the spoler away before even reaing my other text.though there isn't actually much other text, is there?well, now since you are so patiently clicking the spoilers awayI thought I'll gve you a nice little story about the oracle.I gotta start in the beginning.it was a long long time agono srsly, it was a very... VERY long long time agowhen the big bang created the universenah, just kiddingthere is actually no storynow, since you had the patience to klick through all these spoilers, i'm gonna reward you with the picture:in the next spoiler
I got a fucking NYMPH QUEN!!!!!
hate that one though. just sold it for awesome 908 electrum.
no way, just kidding. didn't sell it ^^ I'm gonna treasure that thing and put it in every deck I have... except the mono fire deck. Don't wanna burn her in my hand

[kobisjeruk]

nice story but excessive spoiler abusive (kartis would be so proud)

[Kakerlake]

I was actually thinking of using a couple more spoilers and tell a real story about what oracle gave me this time, but then I reconsidered and used only this few to not annoy the readers too much ^^

Kartis? never heard that name before.

[Ryli]

All right, folks, here's a new screenshot from the Oracle:

Well, since it is sooo unique, I' thought I'd put it into a spoiler.just a safety measure. so you won't accidentally click the spoler away before even reaing my other text.though there isn't actually much other text, is there?well, now since you are so patiently clicking the spoilers awayI thought I'll gve you a nice little story about the oracle.I gotta start in the beginning.it was a long long time agono srsly, it was a very... VERY long long time agowhen the big bang created the universenah, just kiddingthere is actually no storynow, since you had the patience to klick through all these spoilers, i'm gonna reward you with the picture:in the next spoiler
I got a fucking NYMPH QUEN!!!!!
hate that one though. just sold it for awesome 908 electrum.
no way, just kidding. didn't sell it ^^ I'm gonna treasure that thing and put it in every deck I have... except the mono fire deck. Don't wanna burn her in my hand

win I'm still waiting for my 1st nymph.

[ddevans96]

I was actually thinking of using a couple more spoilers and tell a real story about what oracle gave me this time, but then I reconsidered and used only this few to not annoy the readers too much ^^

Kartis? never heard that name before.

Napalm Grenade. She goes by Kartis on kong.

[Kakerlake]

Napalm Grenade. She goes by Kartis on kong.

Ah^^ m'key, thanks.

nice story but excessive spoiler abusive (kartis would be so proud)

So why would Kratis aka Napalm Grenade be so proud of some excessive spoiler abuse?

Has she a hobby of abusing spoilers to the max or is she disgusted by too many spoilers?