A couple of examples of the stupid luck I have:
The first time I played a God, I got Miracle, who turned out to be the only god I could defeat with the deck I was using. I won Shard of Divinity.
The second time I played a God, I got Miracle. I won Elite Pegasus.
The first time I defeated Gemini, I won Electrocutor.
I once won a Morning Star AND Titan on the same spin from a level 3. I have between 40 and 50 rares now I think, perhaps a few more, not including the Miracles I sold to fund my quantum tower addiction.
I lay a counter-claim to your title as "Craziest Luck-Having Man. Ever." The title might need some work, but still *slaps with a glove*.