They say millions and millions of years agon, Zanzarino created himself, and that started the universe. He created the twelve elements, but was lonely. So he crossed dimensions, taking millions of years until he found ours. He saw God had man, and man intrigued Zanzarino. So zanzarino made a game, and dangled nymph's on the daily spin to entice the humans to keep playing for his amusement. One day, when God isn't looking, he'll steal us all back to his universe, where we will play for the rest of time for his pleasure.
Heresy! Blashpemy! Infidelity! Chuck Norris created himself, then Chuck Norris created Zanzarino, then they together forged the universe and the elements. In the first day, they invented Aether and Time. In the second day, they discovered Gravity and Entropy. In the third day, they created Light and Darkness. In the fourth day, they materialized Earth and Water. In the fifth day, they conjured Air and Fire. In the sixth day, they brought Life and Death upon this world. Finally, in the seventh day sat down to have a rest and to play Elements card game!!!!!!!
