Elements Christmas Sweeptakes!

[Appawesome]

Scaredgirl The Council will determine whose is the best.  Your hostages mean nothing to us, because Zanzarino will then ban you from elements forever. Muhahaha. 

[Sir Rebrl]

You say my hostages matter not now, but wait till I am forced to remove Rudolph's nose, and no one gets any presents from dear old Santa on foggy Christmas nights!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

On a side note, how many people are still amused by the banned from elements joke? Cause really, I haven't seen a joke so overused since "That's what she said!" XP

[JJ 52]

Sir Rebrl, we do not negotiate with terrorists.

[Sir Rebrl]

Terrorist? <.< ... >.> ... <.<

Where?

[ZephyrPhantom]

Terrorist? <.< ... >.> ... <.<

Where?

*teleports all the hostages away* No moar terrorism! Hurrah!  And good luck for everyone when it comes to getting Best Answer!

[Korugar]

Yeah, I doubt I'll be winning that, but I did see some creative answers in here.

[wizelsnarf]

When will the winner to this be announced, council members?

[willng3]

When will the winner to this be announced, council members?

Within the next week; voting has already begun.

[TheonlyrealBeef]

Allright, the council has decided!
The winner of the best answer prize is...
Gl1tch!
Here's the winning answer:

"Why hello there little boy."

"Hi there Developer Claus"

"Looks like you've been a bit of a naughty boy...."

"Zanzta!"

"I'm kidding... I'm kidding.  You've been a very good boy this year, what is it you would like for Christmas?"


(To the tune of "favorite things")
"Well...
Money and Life cards
and more nymphs and more shards

New AI are great
and I'd love an update

But as I think about our growing game
There's one gift I think of that I'd like to claim..."

"Little boy, what could you want?"

"New card rebalance with card nerfs and card buffs
New AI balance with false gods that aren't tough

Three player matches and de-synch repaired
But there's one gift I want I can't get anywhere."

"If you were a good boy I'll bring you whatever you ask for."

"Half bloods with upgrades that make them worth playing
New harder AI that I have fun slaying

But all of those gifts would still feel amiss
If brought to me without my one simple wish!

When the game's unfair
When I sell rares
When I feeling sad....
I simply remember my favorite players
And then I don't feel!...
SOooo baaad"

"You want me to bring back users who quit?"
"Oh could you Zanzta?  Could you really?!

Please bring back aether master IcyBraker
And please bring back ChrisKang the back-up game maker

Why did the great Antagon have to go?
Why can't we bring back the dark BloodShadow?"

"I'll see what I can do, little boy."
"Thank you Zanzta!  Thank you!

Please bring back Ohmega the first master of life
And bring back Bojengles who joked he was my wife

And bring back the others too many to name
And we'll all celebrate by playing this game!

When my vaults gone!
When the lags long!
When I'm feeling feeling sad.
I simply remember my favorite players
And then I don't feel...
SOOoooo baaaad!!!!!"

"I'll find them, I'll find them all, and this Christmas you can all play together in one great nostalgic tournament!"
"Thank you Zanzta!  Thank you!"
"Now I'm off to help out the other boys and girls, you be good, okay?"
"I will Zanzta!  I promise!"
"On Dasher, On Dancer, On Comet, On Cupid, On Donner, On Blitzen, On Rudolph, take flight!  Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"

[5pla5h]

grats glitch
i just wanna ask... how long did that take... cuz its plain epic...

[PlayerOa]

Gl1tch. You are an EPIC writer.
Gratz

[Korugar]

See, this is why you should restart your RPG, you're great at writing