Oh Elemental Santa, will you really bring me all I ask for this year? I do hope you do, not like that cheapskate normal Santa.
First I'd be delighted to receive a Gravity Pillar Staff, one which could use the generated Gravity Quanta to bring all who stand in my way to the ground as if they weighed ten times their normal weight! That would please me greatly!
I'd also appreciate a personal sized Sapphire Charger, so that I may ride it around the town! It seems to me it would be a most exhilarating and speedy form of transport. ^_^
I will also require a hand-sized Lobotomizer, that I may bring anyone who questions my superior intelligence to bow before my vast brain-meat-powers. ...Yeeeesssssss...
OH! OH OH! And a little gerbil-sized Abomination to hold in my lap and stroke as my subjects look on in mingled fear and disgust! SQUEE, it'd be so fantastic to see that look on their faces!
Equally important to the rest is a personal Fog Shield to hang on my belt, so that as I claim rule over the lands I shall be known by the fog always surrounding me, and in frightened voices my subjects will refer to me as the Doom Fog! HAHA!
Oh, yes, and I'd also like to see Elements as a desktop app. Even rulers get bored in places lacking teh internets. Mmm... yes we do.
I know this is a lot to ask, Messr. Elemental Santa, but I'm rather confident you'll come through for me. I suppose I should mention... I have Rudolph. Should you, God forbid, fail to meet my demands - I mean grant my request - I will be forced to remove his nose. THEN HOW WILL YOU DELIVER GIFTS ON FOGGY CHRISTMAS NIGHTS?! YOU WON'T! AHAHAHAhahaha.....
Thank you in advance for the wondrous gifts. ^_^