Elements Christmas Sweeptakes!

[Falcon4415]

I want a surprise Holiday-themed in-game event.
Shhh - Don't tell anybody, it's a surprise!

[Tea is good]

I want Grand prize in this contest and the "Best answer" prize.

[Fan of Rainbows]

um....THE MOST AWESOME WEAPON IN THE WORLD which would be a nice...pointy dagger...a rock would also suffice for this purpose

[XYTWO]

I want a real-life Mutation card I can use in M:tG just to freak people out. 

[Wardead]

Once A Upon A Time....

Little Wardead had a wish...
But he was too far away from Santa to make that true
So he went off one day, with his dog, Toto, wearing a leash
To have his with come true, which was long overdue.

He went off to Fairyland
Soon he met Little Red Riding Hood
Who was fair and grand
But changes according to mood

Wardead said: "Beware of the bad ol' wolfy"
But she didn't worry
She said: "I've met him before, skinned and ate him alive
And his children and his wives"

Little Wardead went on, disgusted
Until he got lost in the woods
He found a piece of bread
Rotten and full of mold, not looking like food.

Suddenly, two kids jumped on him
They tore off his shirt and threw him into a well
They stole everything he owned, and the well was dark and dim
But he could see, that it was Hansel and Gretel

They ran off, before he could climb up
When he finally reached up, he was still lost
Alas, he was alone like an empty cup
Until he could see something from afar, something shiny and covered with frost

He rushed there, only to find Snow White
She laid there with her dwarves, dead
As he moved closer, with all his might
A Dwarf said: Get out of here, you ugly wretch" and the dwarves kicked him in his groin till he was filled with dread.

As he moved on, he saw a red flashing nose
He was finally free from all his troubles, and he ran to the dark alleys
He was shocked. What he saw made his face red as rose
He saw a man with a white beard, red hat, smoking and a black jacket written "Pimpin' Santa!"

He still remembered his wish and said
"I want one thing, which I asked my dad and mom
I also asked my maid
But they all refused, all I ask for is an electrum."

"Only One", he said, "So I can finish my glorious Rainbow"
But Pimpin Santa was a meanie
He just said, "No, No, NO!"
"I hate all you kids, and I hate Christmas. There will Christmas No More!"

Little Wardead did not return back to his home
With him all dissapointed
He just roamed
Until he comitted suicide, poor little Wardead.

The End.

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Be kind people. Merry Christmas!

And if you dont get it, I want one electrum from Santa......Pimpin Santa FTW!

[Vinvick3714]

I want a red or green nymph !!

[Salamence_747]

Shopping Mall Santa: So, what do you want for Christmas, little boy?

Me:
<~5 year old voice>
I'm a big boy now Sanna.
</~5 year old voice>

Shopping Mall Santa: Oh, that's right. How silly of me. What do you want for Christmas, big boy?

Me:
<~5 year old voice>
What do I want for kwistmiss? Hmmm... Ooh! Ooh! I know. I wanna payw of entwopy nymps. Ann, ann, I wann team light to win da war. Ann I wann team fiya to get second, ann death to get third, ann then entwopy to get forf. I wike team entwopy but dey are messing with my war bet. You could also give entwopy second, 'cuz den my genewal will win da betting. Doh right now it wooks wike Nyma or Wastafwa will win, I know you'll do it for me sanna 'cuz I been a good boy dis year. Ann I also wann da tee-fivehundwed to come out soon, it sounds wike fun. Dats what I wann for kwistmas, sanna.
</~5 year old voice>

OOC: Uh, yeah I know. It's strange, but...Free Loot!

[MyNameIsJoey]

I want to have the ash card in the my cards section

...

only to be able to piss napalm off by telling her i can haz more phoenixes xD

[Mastermind79]

I want Zanz to get some sort of massive windfall so that he can get away from always working. And for more foils.

[QuantumT]

I want more new cards.

[Blues]

My own dragon, preferably a red, firebreathing one.
In the house I live you cannot own a dog or a cat, but hey, the hire contract for my flat says nothing about dragons.    

[chuckles4me]

I want a Rain of Fire to melt all the snow that just will not go away.  I miss summer.