Elements Christmas Sweeptakes!

[Glitch]

"Why hello there little boy."

"Hi there Developer Claus"

"Looks like you've been a bit of a naughty boy...."

"Zanzta!"

"I'm kidding... I'm kidding.  You've been a very good boy this year, what is it you would like for Christmas?"


(To the tune of "favorite things")
"Well...
Money and Life cards
and more nymphs and more shards

New AI are great
and I'd love an update

But as I think about our growing game
There's one gift I think of that I'd like to claim..."

"Little boy, what could you want?"

"New card rebalance with card nerfs and card buffs
New AI balance with false gods that aren't tough

Three player matches and de-synch repaired
But there's one gift I want I can't get anywhere."

"If you were a good boy I'll bring you whatever you ask for."

"Half bloods with upgrades that make them worth playing
New harder AI that I have fun slaying

But all of those gifts would still feel amiss
If brought to me without my one simple wish!

When the game's unfair
When I sell rares
When I feeling sad....
I simply remember my favorite players
And then I don't feel!...
SOooo baaad"

"You want me to bring back users who quit?"
"Oh could you Zanzta?  Could you really?!

Please bring back aether master IcyBraker
And please bring back ChrisKang the back-up game maker

Why did the great Antagon have to go?
Why can't we bring back the dark BloodShadow?"

"I'll see what I can do, little boy."
"Thank you Zanzta!  Thank you!

Please bring back Ohmega the first master of life
And bring back Bojengles who joked he was my wife

And bring back the others too many to name
And we'll all celebrate by playing this game!

When my vaults gone!
When the lags long!
When I'm feeling feeling sad.
I simply remember my favorite players
And then I don't feel...
SOOoooo baaaad!!!!!"

"I'll find them, I'll find them all, and this Christmas you can all play together in one great nostalgic tournament!"
"Thank you Zanzta!  Thank you!"
"Now I'm off to help out the other boys and girls, you be good, okay?"
"I will Zanzta!  I promise!"
"On Dasher, On Dancer, On Comet, On Cupid, On Donner, On Blitzen, On Rudolph, take flight!  Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"

[SunnyGreens]

Peace on the planes and goodwill toward all elements. 

[joaopcl]

damn glitch will win...

[Wizardcat]

More feline cards in Elements. An actual Voodoo Doll would be cool, too.

[kev]

Well I've been brainstorming for hours on how to be witty enough to win the Council's vote and here's what I've learned so far: I'm not funny.

Instead I'll just wish for a win in the War, appointment to the Council, and an updated Spectate that isn't 96% useless.

[suxerz]

Though I don't celebrate Christmas, I wish that I could use quintessence on all cigarette sticks in the world, so that no one could ever light it; helping me to quit smoking much more easier.  hehe..


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[918273645]

All I want is Zanz to be awsome (oh, wait...)

I can haz editz?

[takezoido]

the only thing a wish is not getting bad cards on the oracle

i don't want a man wearing a blue hat attacking my friends on the subway on x-mas day :/

[Retribution]

I'd like to hear the oracle sing Jingle Bells

[plastiqe]

Every poster down in forumville liked Christmas a lot,
but plastiqe, who lived just north of forumville - did not.
plastiqe hated Christmas - the whole Christmas season.
Now, please don't ask why; no one quite knows the reason.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
Or it could be that his head wasn't screwed on just right.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
may have been that his nymph collection was two sizes too small.

[RootRanger]

I want anyone but Belthazar666 to post after me.

EDIT: Darn.

[Belthazar666]

Much like others, I'm gonna go with a one day change to the game. Only, instead of a fancy background or a cool pet, the Oracle should be changed to Santa temporarily, and everyone should receive a random nymph. Perhaps instead of random they should be either Green or Red nymphs, keeping with the Christmas theme.