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[Appawesome]

AppAwesome: I'm so unwitty; I'll never win the Best Answer prize.
*Farie appears* Farie: Hi, I'm Farie. I see you are sad. You have one wish.
AppAwesome:I wish for a witty post that will win me the Best Answer Prize.
Farie waves a magic wand and shows AppAwesome a post:


I want a a special bicycle. One where I sit in an Otyguh, as the chair, and has aether wheels and colorful strings on the handles!!
 Like: (http://imageplay.net/)



Farie: Does this please you?
AppAwesome: Of course it does.
Farie: Too bad. You are a bastard who didn't wish for something that helps the community. You are a selfish little bastard.
AppAwesome: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let me use it.
Farie: No
AppAwesome: It's stupid anyways, it probably wouldn't win.
Farie: Fine than. I am forcing you to use this as your post.
AppAwesome: HOORAY!!!
Farie: Oh snap, did you just try to fool me? You can't you this as your post.
AppAwesome: I always knew I was a loser... I might as well as kill myself because I'm a loser and will never succeed in life.
Farie: Go ahead, you selfish little bastard. Oh and by the way, I did you mom.
AppAwesome: You and all the other 12 year olds, right?
Farie: Nice comeback, when some kid on Facebook tells me that, I'll tell them that. Speaking of Facebook, I use the option to 'like' my status all the time. I'm freaking funny. And sexy.
AppAwesome: Yes you are.
Farie: Thanks.
AppAwesome: Y-Your welcome. Sorry, I have a s-stutter sometimes. Like Lady Gaga. "P-p-p-pokerface, Ale-Ale-Alejandro, Ju-ju-ju-just dance.
Farie: I never noticed that.
AppAwesome: Well I have to go. I was lying about killing myself, by the way.
Farie: I was lying about doing your mom. Wanna do lunch tomorrow at McDonalds? We can chat for a while.
AppAwesome: I just love McDonalds, sure I'll come. See you tomorrow at 11:30.
Farie: Okay. Thanks for the chat, and you still can't use the post.
AppAwesome: Fine. I won't see you at lunch.
Farie: I was joking; you can use my post. Are we still doing lunch?
AppAwesome: Yea, would you mind if I put this chat in my post?
Farie: No, I wouldn't mind. I bet it'll make some of the Council members laugh.
AppAwesome: Okay. Bye.

Next day at Lunch:
AppAwesome: I'd like a McDouble, and a small soda.
Farie: Oh, hi AppAwesome.
AppAwesome: Oh hi.
Farie: I'd like 2 large fries.

Farie and AppAwesome sit at a table.
Farie: I thought of something you can add to your post

Or maybe a time machine!!!

(http://imageplay.net/)

It's a machine and it tells time; it's a time machine. DEAL WITH IT.

AppAwesome: Oh, that is clever. Anyway, I had the most amazing dream last night. I was playing elements, but it was like an RPG. I started with a 60 card deck, and entropy. I had this quest where I had to duel someone. I had to duel you. I let you win because you are nice enough to let me use your post.
Farie: Awww, thanks.
AppAwesome: But, somehow I won. Even though you had a deck full of nymphs, I somehow kept getting 100 HP each turn, and infinite quanta.
Farie: You Haxor.
AppAwesome: I didn't hack, I swear. Eventually, you decked out, even though I should of decked out 20 turns earliar.
Farie: You bastard! Why would you kill me even after I let you use my post??
AppAwesome: It was an accident, I swear. After that, I had to fight an unnamed player. He kept sending me weird statements like 'Making fun of midgets on an elevator is low on many levels.' and 'Is Wolverine a cat or dog?' and 'They say diamonds are a girls best friend, but we all their favorite thing is food.'
Farie: That person is pretty funny.
AppAwesome: The funniness distracted me and I started forgetting to play my cards! He made me lose.
Farie: You lost. You loser.
AppAwesome: The next person I had to fight was a cat. He kept saying racist things, which I won't say because there are Asian and Black people in here...
Farie: Yea, Black people get mad when people make jokes about them.
AppAwesome: I know! I got so mad at the cat that I downloaded a hack to beat him.
Farie: YOU HACKER!!!
AppAwesome: But he was being racist to my race!
Farie: Hacking will get you banned, you dumb nut.
AppAwesome: Oh well, I made the hack not visible at all. I just got to pick the order I want the cards.
Farie: Oh, then you won't get banned because there is no way to show that you hacked.
AppAwesome: After that battle, I had to build a boat out of fish.
Farie: Seriously?
AppAwesome: So, we killed all the fish and made a boat. Then one of the fish started moving, so I realized that I was dreaming.
Farie: I wish I could realise when I was dreaming.
AppAwesome: Every time I realize I am dreaming I fly. The feeling of flying is so awesome... It's AppAwesome.
Farie: Stupidest joke ever.
AppAwesome: Well I have to go...
Farie: K. Bye.
AppAwesome: Can I put this conversation in the post?
Farie: Sure, why not?
AppAwesome: Okay. Thanks. Bye.

AppAwesome goes to the grocery store
AppAwesome:I need bread, eggs, mil-
Farie: Oh, hey AppAwesome.
AppAwesome: Hey, Farie, do you think you can some how make it look like I'm not a selfish bastard in my post?
Farie: Of course I can.
AppAwesome: I want it to make it look like I'm helping the community.
Farie: Oh, that's easy. Just say that you want everybody to get 10,000 electrum as a Christmas gift.
AppAwesome: But that sounds like anybody could of made that up...
Farie: Just add it. You'll at least sound like someone who isn't a bastard. I bet everyone else is making selfish wishes.
AppAwesome: Well I have to leave now.
Farie: Bye

[Vineroz]

I want moar to play Elements the Awesome Game

[catalyzeme]

How about one from each element?

  12 Chargers charging,
  11 Shriekers shrieking,
  10 Wyrms a-diving,
  9 Sparks a-shocking
  8 Eggs a-hatching
  7 Frogs a-croaking
  6 Squids a-freezing,
  Fiiiive Flesh Spiders...

  4 Parasites,
  3 Photons,
  2 Phoenixes,
  And a Fallen Elf with Mutation!

[teffy]

I want the "holy cow"  from Jesus Christ´s barn.
Mooo.

[zse]

“What Elements related gifts do you want for Christmas?”

I'm so generous that I'd rather like to give than receive on Christmas.

Firstly I'd like to give it to Octane, for all those lovely Unstable Gasses she has given for RoL/Hope.

Secondly I'd like to keep on giving hard time for all my opponents, wheter it was AI or another player.

And last but not least I'd like to give credit to people who deserve it.
Thank you Zanzarino for making this great game.
Thank you Elements Council, Forum Moderators, Tournament Organizers and other Staff members for giving your time for keeping things working in game and forum.
Thank you fellow players and forum members for making Elements community as great as it is.

[TheonlyrealBeef]

A plushy Voodoo Doll for reals is all I ask for.

But above all, I hope that in between the christmas crowd my birthday at 25 december will not be forgotten

[Rastafla]

I would want an Eternity for a present. I would Rewind myself and others around to different times in elements to experience the game all over again. :3

[Getawu2]

I'd want everyone who tries it to have as much fun with elements as I do for about 1,5 years now!

[Dragoon]

For zanz to win the lottery so he can give up his day job and work on Elements full-time.  I have another wish-list once he goes full-time. 

[PlayerOa]

I want a trading card game with Elements cards.
When bad people come, I use Otyugh with a Soul Catcher so I get QUANTA when the Otyugh gets his dinner

[jippy99]

I want a one day card like the holy cow, but its name is Santa.  He costs 6  .  He has the ability chaos power for 1  because he gives gifts and chaos power can be a gift.  His stats are 1/20 because he doesnt attack very much and he is large and fat, which gives him high health.  Sadly, I wont be here for Christmas to see what will happen because I am taking a 4 hour road trip to Vermont to go skiing.

[EmeraldTiger]

I would like someone to pick several of our card ideas from our system and try to get them in to game.