"But at least I bought you this beautiful T-shirt for you! See? It says 'Diamond Shield,' which represents the powerful love between us!"
"Umm... I guess... but..."
"And this mug that says 'Malignant Cell', and this mousepad that says 'Elements Forever', and this poster that says 'Otyugh Rules', and this Collectible Phase Dragon Figurine, and..."
*SLAP*