I play Water, and sometimes I play Water + Alcohol
At those times, I've developed a few sayings that amuse me personally, so I thought I'd share:
1) Sometimes I have my Mindflayers out and I desperately want to disable some Dives or Heals or whatever. But I don't have any dedicated Aether Pillars, just Quantum Pillars. So when the turn ends, I watch intently and pray aloud for: "Cmon! Give me some Loboto-juice"
2) When I'm able to lobotomize a Fairy Queen, I taunt in my satisfaction and say "(You've been) Fixed!"
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