Now that I'm officially an old timer, at exactly 1000 posts - I'd like to say a few words that spring to my mind.
Firstly, I've come a long way from the once foolish boy I once was. Yes, now I am a foolish boy who people listen to and trust. And, I have also learned a lot about the three most important things in the world, all to be treated with utmost respect - Love, Life and Elements.
However, the thing that stands out the most, is for me to declare the utmost and purest love for my element.
And my element is Air.
Why? Because it is honest, sincere, yet strong and courageous.
It is the bird, soaring through the winds.
It is the dog, which is cuter than all the other ugly dogs and all the humans want to pet it and the other dogs all get very jealous of it, but it never boasts. (Or barks too loudly in the middle of the night, waking you up)
It is the funny old man who you often cross the road to avoid, who is jumping for no known reason, reaching for the stars and sky above.
It is not the funny old man, because in hindsight he's kind of weird and nobody likes him very much, and thats not really the impression I want to give, although the symbolism remains there.
It is the last slice of cake, which everybody wants, but cannot take or make moves for, in order to not seem rude to everybody else, even though they know that it would taste so good and be better than those health foods of Darkness and Aether, which nobody likes but everybody makes a move on.
The above statement also goes for a friends hot girlfriend, which again, everybody wants, but only he can have. Air is a very hot girlfriend.
And that is most of what I would like to say about air. The element which flies up, but never tears down.
That concludes my sophisticated slice of wisdom on the very best element.
My last words of wisdom on my 1000th post of beauty shall be:
is sooooooooo much beter than the other elements they r all shit and suck my wrym hahahahahaha you suck
go
and everyone else go shave ur eyebrows, jump into a lake and be beaten up by mafia ducks cause they like air too cause its the best and you suck and you will be in severe pain from those mafia ducks, they have knives and will slap you in the face with their flippers!
