Man!
I had JUST earned senior member too.
Back in my day, you have to have 2 posts to be allowed to post at all. Until then, you just had to read other peoples posts and hope someone took pity on you. Of course, that was back when having negative was constituted being devoured by ninjas in your sleep. That all changed when LBJ was elected, and he got us out of the depression. LBJ had a great golf swing, almost as good as mine before my hip went out too. Now I'm in the senior home, and they don't even put vinegar on my steak. And I *ZZZZZZZZZZZZ*