Elements Mafia 78 - by serprex

[MasterWalks]

Lmao. You gotta PM? 90% sure that means you a cultist. 8 people didn't get pms... because they're town cops

[Mobian]

I have two confessions to make.

First, I haven't read my role pm yet. (for obvious reasons)

Second, I don't actually like eating eggs by themselves.

If you choose to lynch me for these heresies, I will humbly accept my fate.

I guess we know who one of the cult leaders is.... Only leaders got PMs, after all.

[andretimpa]

@Timpa, post something so I can tunnel you

u stink lol

[MasterWalks]

@Timpa, post something so I can tunnel you

u stink lol

Too late. Already tunneling Linkcat. Get back to me next night and i might find a tunnel for ya.

[Linkcat]

So this was supposed to be a joke where the "obvious reasons" were that I didn't get one, and then I would pretend that I actually did get one and the "obvious reasons" were that I wasn't taking the game seriously and would troll at every opportunity, but I guess I expected too much from this lot.

[Linkcat]

Now I'm just never going to read this out of spite.

[andretimpa]

@serp Does the cop ability tells you which cult someone is in?

I didn't though too deeply, but it seems the best strategy for town is to not lynch people we know are cultists, since we want to hit the leaders.

[andretimpa]

@Link sounds like something a cult leader would say

[MasterWalks]

So this was supposed to be a joke where the "obvious reasons" were that I didn't get one, and then I would pretend that I actually did get one and the "obvious reasons" were that I wasn't taking the game seriously and would troll at every opportunity, but I guess I expected too much from this lot.

You do yoga? Cuz that's stretching for something.

The "obvious reasons" is the meme of not reading role/alignment to play town better. We know this. I was actually willing to believe it was a meme... but then you prove you gotta PM in picture form.
Playing oblivious is my thing. I was born in it, moulded by it. You're merely impersonating the idea of oblivious town/scum.

[Linkcat]

Not a yoga guy myself, but I am tempted to see how far I can stretch my foot up your ass.

[serprex]

@serp Does the cop ability tells you which cult someone is in?

No. You're all very bad cops, good detective work is for scrubs. Who can even tell big end from little end? Only a cultist would care about that sort of oology geek trivia

[serprex]

I mean we've got MW here who thinks being a cop is shoot first ask questions later. You're a disgrace to this department and that badge on your chest