What do you do by Slovenc555

[slovenc555]

Dude! that's supernatural! FTW?! I pee in the ocean and the water rises again.

[Purity_Riot]

Jonathan isn't a supernatural power, he's too amazing to be supernatural. He manages to be completely average and normal, just far more powerful than everyone else. Thankfully, he's modest, so it's okay.

I take control of Jonathan, and drink the water in the ocean, lowering the level back down again, strangely by the exact same amount you peed into it... Then I flip everyone off and decide YOU'RE all overpowered, so you must all weaken yourselves in some way.

[slovenc555]

I stop breathing. This does not affect me at all, but somehow people remark my disability as "weak". And you drank my urin. lots of it. Ew. I kick you in the stomach so you spit out every thing you ate or drank in the last few days. You puked urin, so basicaly it's too grose for anyone to come close it. Too bad.

[jamesdyer680]

I stare at purity riot and he turns to stone,I then have pictures of my face all over the world,now,everybody but me has turned into stone

[slovenc555]

Are you a bazilsk? besides, some people are BLIND! You just failed.

[harry959]

I am blind. I take down the pictures and slice the world into  tiny pieces using the most outragously oversized sword.

[jamesdyer680]

I invent the time machine and go back in time and kill you before you sliced the world up,I then kill all blind enemies in the universe,and then take more pictures and spread them all over the universe

[Purity_Riot]

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