What do you do by Slovenc555

[Appawesome]

I text to you that I am going to eat gumbo, but T9 is on, so I told you that I am eating human.

[slovenc555]

After the food supply is gone and most people don't want to eat your offspring, most people die, so not enough CO2 is emmited and another ice age starts. (well, if the bodies wouldn't be barried, than that wouldn't be a problem yet, now would it) I am forced to stop selling ice cream.

[Appawesome]

Global Warming stopped the ice age.

[slovenc555]

ftw I just saied that the Ice age occured because there wasnt any global warming...

[jamesdyer680]

I thaw (somehow) and start lighting fires over the place,soon enough,dinosaurs are back before all of you thaw and start eating you all while I'm in my high tech camoflaged cave which is the only sorce of technology left on the planet and laugh as you die

[918273645]

I grow out of the wart on your nose and kill you.

[slovenc555]

I climb out os jamesdyers body and we somehow manage to kill all the dinosaurs and rescue everyone (because dinosaurs don't chew)

[Mavyrk]

I wake you up and you realize it was all a dream... and I'm staring hungrily at you. I'm a zombie. And I have your gun.

[slovenc555]

You cah have my gun, I've gtill got my AK-47, M6 granade launcher and my bullet resistant body armor. You're toast. And I like toast. French toast. MWOHAHAHAHAHA!anyone want toast?

[jamesdyer680]

I walk out of the shadows and pull my laser out of nowhere,then,I start FIRING MAH LAZOR! at all of you 

[slovenc555]

Ah, good job! Not that my appartment walls are mirrors, but... Wait, they are! that means you kill yourself. REALLY good job.

[jamesdyer680]

unfortunatly for you though, I've got an amazingly OP char called jonathan haremos shade (bloodshadow,I'm sorry if I spelt his name wrong) and he just flicked it aside without any effort.