Well, lava doesn't just absorb warer, it vaporizes it. and so the clouds trap heat, water that falls back is v aporised sooner, more clouds, more heat, less water... soon we are forced to live under ground. What a shame. and we all curse implosion for not allowing us to sacrafice him to the volcano. And here's your coke. on the house, because it's 2 years past it's "best before" date.
BTW implosion, nice job on the global warming reduction, you *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeep*