Vending Machine

[Fixari]

You get USB sticks.

I insert the best thing in the world in the eyes of the next poster.

[ddevans96]

You get melted.

I insert a cookie.

[jamesdyer680]

you get crumbs.

I insert homework.

[ddevans96]

You get bad grades.

I insert prison food.

[jamesdyer680]

you get policemen taking you back to prison

I insert my sister

[Fixari]

You get my sister.

I insert a banana with maracas.

[linkcat]

You get a banana with a live grenade.

I insert the remains of Fixari.

[implosion]

You get a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

I insert a flag.

[Fixari]

You get a Hetalia DVD.

I insert the Hetalia DVD, wearing gloves.

[linkcat]

You get a slipper.

I insert a fork.

[Fixari]

You get a spoon.

I insert this smilie:   

[implosion]

The machine slowly backs away, then turns and runs.

I insert the English alphabet.