Vending Machine

[ddevans96]

You get a roundhouse kick

I insert a round house (lol)

[implosion]

You get a carrot.

I insert Soviet Russia.

[ddevans96]

You get Psuedo-Communist China

I insert a card that says OM NOM NOM

[implosion]

The machine eats you.

I insert the sun.

[Fixari]

You get fourth degree burns on your arms.

I insert a piece of pie.

[918273645]

You get a clown thrown at you.

I insert a soda.

[ddevans96]

You collapse due to water intoxication.

I put in a dog bone covered in orange juice

[Fixari]

You get a dog covered in apple juice.

I put in my sister's GBA.

[ddevans96]

You get a broken screen.

I insert a Mitsubishi.

[Fixari]

You get badly dubbed anime!

I insert the equation that I have for my personal text.

[ddevans96]

You get Numb3rs.

I insert bubble gum.

[johannhowitzer]

You get peanut butter and dog hair.

I insert Joss Whedon.