Vending Machine

[Wardead]

You get sued by your lawyer?

I insert people from Finland.

[Essence]

You get an adorable diorama of Monty Python serenading ScaredGirl.


I insert an Elite Steam Machine

[implosion]

You get the 10 counters that were on it.

I insert a piece of toast.

[Fixari]

You get peanut butter to the face!

I insert a rabid lemur.

[Wardead]

You get an exotic animal.

I insert a chihuahua.

[implosion]

You get a hot dog.

I insert a tree.

[Wardead]

You get an apple on your head.

I insert "You get ....."

[implosion]

You get an error message.

I insert a small order of fries.

[ddevans96]

You get ketchup.

I insert a large sheet of glass.

[implosion]

It breaks, and the machine ejects the broken pieces.

I insert a mark of

[ddevans96]

You get a falcon.

I insert a computer mouse.

[deathdealer2222]

You get live mouse.

I insert chuck norris