Vending Machine

[Kamietsu]

Insert something into the "Vending Machine" and the next poster says what you get.
Example:

Poster A: Inserts shoe into vending machine.

Poster B: You get a rabid weasel! Inserts soda can into vending machine.

Poster C: You get a fairy! Inserts coin into vending machine.

Etc.
Inserts toothpick into vending machine.

[Wardead]

 Administrator Comment Tons of posts removed. Continuing from here.
You get 'WTF?"

I insert my the next poster.

[asymmetry]

you get the user posting after me

I inserta double bassdrum pedal

[Qwandri]

you get a burst eardrum.
i insert a block of ice.

[dekskose]

you get steam (lolwut)
i insert elevator Shoes for Men Stand (2 to 4 Inches Taller Comfort and Invisibly Discount offer 30% Buy now)

[Hobnob5000]

You get a snow globe!

I insert a large pillow!

[implosion]

You get a large pillowcase.

I insert a pineapple.

[xKelevra]

You get a stylus.

I insert a miniature model of a piano.

[Wardead]

You get a miniature Acoustic Guitar.

I insert Chicken Vampires.

[Fixari]

You get attack kittens!

I insert a hoodie.

[Wardead]

You get mugged.

I insert blood.

[Fixari]

You get sent to the hospital.

I insert my old math textbook.