Vending Machine

[GRANLEE]

you get a slingshot

i insert a X-box 360

[bob t billdr]

You get Quickscoped.

I insert the radiator from an old jeep.

[sbluen]

You get a microwave.

I insert guns that shoot fists.

[Perryd]

You get fists that shoot guns

i insert my hand

[sbluen]

You get a palm tree with hands as its fruit and a trunk that looks like an arm.

I insert a stole. You know, a stole. It's a piece of clothing that looks like a scarf.

[Chatix]

You get an actual scarf.

I insert a blackboard

[Perryd]

you get a white board saying "no one uses blackboards these days"

i insert my phone

[edunavas]

You get an Iphone

I insert work vacation

[sbluen]

You get an airplane ticket, a towel, and an impatient taxi.

I insert the thief who stole my wallet.

[icecoldbro]

u receive a miniturized head

i insert a PB and J sandwich

[Svenningen]

It explodes, you die.

I insert a mechanic to fix it.

[Chatix]

You get a vending machine

I insert Svenningen =3