Vending Machine

[implosion]

You get a high school diploma.

I insert an arrow:

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[7_Deadly_Sins]

You get a backwards arrow :
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I insert an Xbox 360

[ddevans96]

You ge a nintendo Wii

I insert Flying Monkeys

[sbluen]

The machine sprays them with evolution fluid and they evolve into more intelligent flying chimps.

I stretch and bend the machine in such a way that it becomes inserted into itself.

[asymmetry]

You get M.C. Escher

I insert 24 hours

[$$$man]

You get Dog $H!7

i insert darth vader

[melzardust]

you get your father.

I insert a twilight DVD.

[guy_fawkes]

you get a bunch of underage girls! YAY!

insert a Vuvuzela

[melzardust]

You get irritated.

I insert a fish with a chainsaw tied to its back.

[jamesdyer680]

you get a chainsaw with a fish tied to its back.

I insert 1337.  8)

[MaxMilen]

You get a modem.

I insert a country song, played backwards.

[melzardust]

you get a subliminal message.

I insert an iphone.