Vending Machine

[implosion]

You get your hand chopped off.

I insert, with my still intact hand, Fixari's chopped-off hand holding my chopped-off hand.

[Fixari]

You get a Metroid! Or whatever the leech-like things are...

I insert pineapple juice.

[nkedwards90]

You get the card Mark of Entropy!
I insert gasoline.

[implosion]

you get the oil from the BP oil spill.

I insert a guava.

[nkedwards90]

You get shrunken head.
I insert Michael Jackson's glitter glove.

[implosion]

You get a jar filled with pennies.

I insert a plastic sphere with diameter of 35 cm and density of 5 g/mL.

[ddevans96]

You get cyrogenics.

I insert a boot.

[Fixari]

You get a slipper.

I insert the other slipper.

[tallguy2241]

you get a banana peel.

I insert a vending machine.

[Zac33333]

You get an autographed copy of Dont Stop by Journey.

I insert my electric guitar.

[implosion]

You get an eclectic sitar.

I insert a dollar.

[jamesdyer680]

you get half a dollar! (total rip-off)

I insert an atom bomb