Vending Machine

[ddevans96]

You get Sprite.

I insert Dolphin Dash.

[implosion]

You get a marble.

I insert the Pacific Ocean.

[ddevans96]

You get Atlantic Avenue.

I insert a laptop.

[implosion]

You get the rest of the lap.

I insert the teeth from

[johannhowitzer]

You get the tongue from 

I insert an energy-based lifeform.

[implosion]

You get a Ray of Light.

I insert a miracle and 34 deadly poisons.

[ddevans96]

You get owned by FFQ deck.

I insert a pillowcase full of gold.

[johannhowitzer]

You get a pock-marked floor and a children's eyeless ghost costume.

I insert a violin.

[implosion]

You go deaf.

I insert Osiris's old deck. (Remember that, when one gravity shield meant he couldn't do any damage?)

[ddevans96]

You get mono-entropy.

I insert pants.

[implosion]

You get a sandwich.

I insert my hand (I reach in).

[Fixari]

You get your hand chopped off.

I (somehow) insert Implosion's severed hand.