Vending Machine

[Fixari]

You get flash bombs.

I insert an earring.

[implosion]

You get a cardboard box.

I insert ice.

[ddevans96]

You get more ice.

I insert cell phone.

[tallguy2241]

You get a microscope.

I insert a jar of jam.

[Fixari]

You get a jar of peanut butter with a label saying, "Fixari's Jar. Touch and get burned."

I insert a laughing kid.

[implosion]

You get a calf and a lid.

I insert a chocolate bar.

[ddevans96]

You get vanilla ice cream.

I insert a box of Cocoa Pebbles.

[implosion]

You get a bowl of milk.

I insert a radio.

[ddevans96]

You get Beethoven's Fifth Symphony.

I insert a cow.

[implosion]

You get a wok.

I insert stir-fry.

[ddevans96]

You get chow mein.

I insert a clock.

[implosion]

You get bottled .

I insert bottled .