Vending Machine

[ddevans96]

You get a jar of pickles.

I insert a glass cannon.

[finkel]

You get a crimson dragon.

I insert a snow globe with a man playing "chocolate rain" in the center and brown snowflakes.

[implosion]

You get a heart attack.

I insert a voodoo doll of Tay Zonday.

[ddevans96]

You get chocolate rain.

I insert a Season Pass.

[implosion]

You get a lottery ticket.

I insert something.

[ddevans96]

You get nothing.

I insert a turtle.

[implosion]

You get an empty shell.

I insert bird's nest soup.

[ddevans96]

You get a crayon.

I insert aforementioned lottery ticket.

[implosion]

You get a computer that has an advertisement open which says "YOU WON THE LOTTERY! CLICK HERE!"

I insert a book.

[ddevans96]

You get lots of random text.

I insert a large smiley face.

[implosion]

You get

I insert 

[ddevans96]

You get a knife.

I insert fire bombs