Vending Machine

[ddevans96]

You get Johnny Deep.

I insert flamethrower.

[johannhowitzer]

You get a scorched Joss Whedon.

I insert a Wiimote.

[Fixari]

You get Super Smash Bros.

I insert my sister.

[implosion]

You get a new twin brother.

I insert a salmon.

[ddevans96]

You get pink elephants.

I insert a TV.

[implosion]

You get a potato.

I insert a tomato.

[Fixari]

You get spaghetti.

I insert ddevan's potato.

[ddevans96]

You get a piece of pizza.

I insert Fixari for screwing up my user name

[implosion]

You get two copies of Fixari.

I insert $100, and press the cherry coke button (which was there all along).

[ddevans96]

You get Vanilla Pepsi.

I insert chocolate mousse.

[Fixari]

You get a chocolate mouse!

I insert a spider.

[implosion]

You get a scorpion.

I insert a pot filled with water.