Vending Machine

[TheOwner]

You get the naked girl slapping you in the face for taking her only form of covering herself

I insert DDevz (I know you hate it)

[ddevans96]

You get the girl kicking you, because she's my girlfriend.

I insert

[edunavas]

You get burnt

I insert a surfboard

[proman1355]

You get a tsunami

I insert cheese.

[sbluen]

You get a happy mouse.

I insert a fractal.

[slovenc555]

You get chaospro 4.0

[TheOwner]

.....

I insert whatever slovenc555 forgot to insert

[edunavas]

you get whatever he wants


i insert a mouse (animal)

[TheOwner]

You get a blood covered mouse tail with a cat claw stuck in it.

I insert my signature

[sbluen]

You get a personalized stamp of approval so that you no longer have to wear out your hand signing everything.

I insert a negative amount of money.

[implosion]

You get a homeless person asking you for spare change.

I insert a glass egg.

[918273645]

You get Cake of Gratitude! Heal yourself for 99999 HP per turn. Cost: 999999999999999 Other quanta

I insert Cake of Gratitude!