Vending Machine

[TheOwner]

You get a much needed bath

I insert the eighth toe on my third foot

[sbluen]

You get an evil toe that wants revenge for cutting off its blood supply.

I insert your trident.

[implosion]

You get a discord.

I insert a toothpick on a stick.

[TheOwner]

You get that piece of corn that's been stuck in between your teeth for the last two weeks

I insert love

[edunavas]

You get gratitude

I insert hate....

[TheOwner]

You get my feelings towards you (just joking I less than three you very much)

You get depression

[implosion]

I reinsert said depression.

[TheOwner]

You get a suicidal teenager who may go mentally insane and attempt to blow up the White House by riding a tactical nuke through the front door

I insert confusion

[ddevans96]

You get a chicken.

I insert the recent Youtube scandal.

[TheOwner]

You get the recent UNC scandal

I insert something that cannot be ruined hurt and most stay the same forever I call it cheese

[edunavas]

You get a cheesecake

I insert in a glass a lemon, sugar, rum and ice  (it´s a famous brazilian drink)

[TheOwner]

You get a sloppy drunk eating that cheesecake you gave me.  It's an unknown fabrication that when drunk you steal cheesecakes and happiness

I insert a wish: I wish people weren't annoying and just yelled in some topics