Vending Machine

[implosion]

A new copy of me emerges from each machine.

The two of us fight briefly, and one of us eventually manages to insert the other into one of the machines.

[asymmetry]

Don't cut the game plz!

I insert Paul the psychic octopus!

[sbluen]

From one machine, you get Murray, the talking skull. From the other, you get a ticket for not telling implosion what he gets.

I spread peanuts butter on the machines, stick them together, and insert that peanut butter-machine sandwich into a third machine.

[implosion]

Yeah... how did I cut the game? Just because I didn't post something in the usual format, doesn't mean it isn't a game post .

Anyway...

You get a generic new car. On a separate note, the other two machines inexplicably vanish.

I insert hammer time.

[asymmetry]

MY BAD MY BAD english's not my native language.
you get MC hammer

I insert a six-pack of bud

[implosion]

You get a broken altimeter.

I insert the ceiling.

[edunavas]

You get the floor

I insert Bruce Lee in the vending machine.

[implosion]

You get Jackie Chan.

I insert nitrogen.

[slovenc555]

you get nitroglycerine.

I insert explosives

[edunavas]

You get TNT

I insert Cameron Diaz

[slovenc555]

 you get angelina jolie

I insert [SOMETHING]

[Purity_Riot]

You get [something else]

I insert