Vending Machine

[harry959]

You get a blabering idiot with amnesia.

I insert a foot (don't ask where I got it).

[Xoned]

You get a pirate.

I insert a coin.

[icecoldbro]

u get a horse

i insert a  8)

[melzardust]

you get a 

I insert Icybreaker.

[ddevans96]

You get Every Team Aether in existence destroying you

I insert a flashlight

[sbluen]

You get a remote control lightswitch.

I insert cans of spam.

[Purity_Riot]

You receive spam in your inbox

I insert Pokemon Blue

[asymmetry]

You get MissingNo!

I insert a blank book

[ddevans96]

You get John McCain. XD

I insert Mafia 8

[implosion]

The machine lynches you.

I insert a faildraw.

[icecoldbro]

u receive a loss
u insert a armaggio

[sbluen]

He gets a black hole and gets sucked in. You're very lucky you didn't insert it that time.

I twin universe the machine, throw the ends of a rope into the insertion slot of both of them, and cut it in the middle so that it gets inserted into both machines at once.