Vending Machine

[sbluen]

You get new fees that you didn't have to pay for services you had before.

I insert Apple.

[implosion]

You get Bill Gates. He promptly attacks you.

I insert dry ice and C4.

[sbluen]

You get dry ice cream and a number of moles of CO2 molecules equal to the number of C4 you put in.

I insert gasoline and then a lit match.

[melzardust]

You get burnt.

I insert a new vending machine.

[sbluen]

You get lucky and get all the soda in the machine.

I insert a silver dollar and then press that button on the machine for water.

[implosion]

You get diet Sprite.

I insert a bomb that is set to explode in 5 minutes, then run away.

[ddevans96]

You get executed.

I insert a rainbow-colored pen.

[implosion]

You get a chunk of iron ore.

I insert a pencil and a CO2 fire extinguisher.

[melzardust]

You get a motorway.

I insert MacGyver.

[implosion]

You get a paper clip, a rubber band, a marble, a plastic bag and instructions on how to build a 747 jet.

I insert a deja vu.

[melzardust]

You get the feeling youve done it before.

I insert a 747 jet.

[implosion]

You get a deja vu.

I insert a 747 jet.