Vending Machine

[sbluen]

You get a properly capitalized iPhone.

I put in a portable tornado.

[melzardust]

You get a bad hair day.

I insert a wardrobe.

[slovenc555]

You get out of style.

I insert SG

[melzardust]

You get your seaborgium back. (element Sg).

I insert iFoam

[slovenc555]

You get a foam eye.

I insert kachowaboonga.

[melzardust]

You get a queer look.

I insert pringles.

[slovenc555]

You get a dog.

I insert pringles.
Freaky deja vu, huh?!

[theunamed]

You receive an Empty bag.
I insert a Minor Vampire Card

[slovenc555]

You get your blood sucked by the vampire

I insert beer and vodka

[theunamed]

You get the game "Doodle God"
I insert an Alcaholic.

[slovenc555]

I insert a boat and you don't get a pirate.

I insert google

[theunamed]

You receive Google Crome.
I insert Yahoo.