Vending Machine

[sbluen]

You get AOL. America thanks you for getting itself back online.

I insert a healing potion.

[melzardust]

You get a mana potion.

I insert a grmamatical error.

[sbluen]

You get a bunny with a pancake on its head.

I insert  a supermagnet.

[Kuroaitou]

You get a bunny with a pancake on its head.

I insert a Supermagnet.

You receive a small package of random metallic objects (needles, nails, paper clips, and the like), alongside a note that says: "ADDITIONAL SUPERMAGNETS WILL COST YOU A $300 FINE".

I insert the pieces of a broken protractor and compass.

[7_Deadly_Sins]

You get a forest.
I insert the Sun.

[sbluen]

You get an overcooked hamburger that still melts in your mouth, given that your own mouth doesn't melt first, which is a likely possibility given that you've just inserted THE SUN!

I don't insert.

[ddevans96]

You don't get.

I insert awesomeness

[implosion]

You get lint.

I insert the universe.

[sbluen]

You get the big crunch.

I insert a remote control bomb.

[7_Deadly_Sins]

You get a volcanoe ( spelling? )
I insert a Vending Machine.

[implosion]

You get unoriginality.

I insert an obelisk.

[ddevans96]

You get an Executive Producer.

I insert yellow hair.