Vending Machine

[melzardust]

You get fired.

I insert this. (

)

[implosion]

You get a pie.

I insert whoever it was from godaddy that decided to make elementsthegame.com die.

[melzardust]

You get a pool of blood and flesh.

I insert the game.

(BTW i lost it)

[implosion]

You find it again.

I insert broken glass, a tire, $2000 and a sheet of paper.

[ddevans96]

You get five million dollars (

)

I insert flaming milk

[implosion]

The machine starts maiming some guy named flilk.

I insert a blue cat.

[melzardust]

You get awarded for such a sensational find.

I insert cheez doodlez.

[MaxMilen]

You get... absolutely nothing! ("Which is exactly what you are about to become!")

I put in the source of that quote.

[melzardust]

You get a fish.

I insert my underpants.

[jamesdyer680]

You get yourself running around naked.

I insert a ninja

[melzardust]

You get ninja'd.

I insert a square with five corners.

[7_Deadly_Sins]

You get a circle with 0 corners.
I insert the Internet.