Vending Machine

[ddevans96]

You get a 

I insert a partridge in a pear tree.

[melzardust]

You get four mocking birds, three french hens and two turtle (correct?) doves.

I insert a vending machine.

[ddevans96]

You get Chips Ahoy, but they go fast.

I insert 007.

[melzardust]

You get 300.

I insert mah lazor! *blaaaarg*

[Fixari]

You get Doctor Octogonapus! *blaaarg*

I insert a spider.

[melzardust]

You get an irradiated spider who tries to bite you.

I insert a semi-official bucket of win.

[Fixari]

You get a semi-official bucket of lose.

I insert a pokemon egg.

[melzardust]

You get an egg shell.

I insert kuyjnhbg.

[implosion]

You get a land mine.

I insert my antimatter equivalent.

[ddevans96]

You get  ?

I insert a yellow bandage.

[implosion]

You get a glass of water.

I insert liquid nitrogen.

[melzardust]

You get magma.

I insert kryptonite.