Vending Machine

[implosion]

You get a UFO.

I insert a safe, with a smaller safe locked inside. The smaller safe has two things in it: a third, empty safe, and $500.

[ItzSean]

you get the the safe and  the combination to the first, not the next one

I insert a can of Dr Pepper.

[Retribution]

You get a pepper shaker and a can.

I insert a rock with a note attached to it in a foreign language.

[Fixari]

You get a mermaid.

I insert a dog.

[Essence]

You get a full Korean woman.


I insert a dog.

[jamesdyer680]

you get bubble gum.

I insert a can of pringles.

[ddevans96]

You get OMGWTFBBQ'd

I insert a notebook full of important documents and secrets.

[jamesdyer680]

You get shredded paper.

I insert the poster who posts two posts after this post.

[ddevans96]

You get a glass of poison.

I insert a magic hat and a tom-tom.

[Fixari]

You get me! And boy, do I have a story to tell you...

I insert all the copies of any religious script.

[melzardust]

You get religious.

I insert zeegy boogey doog.

[implosion]

Boom.

I insert your remains.