Vending Machine

[Fixari]

You get the Arabic alphabet.

I insert a screaming kid.

[implosion]

It grows up inside the machine at millions of times normal speed, and the machine returns the fully grown goat.

I insert a stapler.

[Essence]

You get Norman from Office Space wearing a Tron suit and nerding out all over the floor.

I insert the Higgs field, a theoretical superforce that permeates the universe endowing matter with mass.

[linkcat]

You get a Butterfinger.

I insert my Turquoise Nymph I just won. 

[ddevans96]

You get jacked up. xD

I insert a Disneyland catalog (don't ask)

[Fixari]

You get another Disneyland catalog!

I insert a sweater.

[jamesdyer680]

You get a guy with lots of sweat on him.

I insert a coke bottle cap.

[Fixari]

You get splashed in the face with coke.

I insert my sister's IPods.

[guel]

you get silence

i insert a diploma

[WakSkylicker]

you get an atomic bomb

i insert Chuck Norris

[jamesdyer680]

you get pwned by chuck norris.

I insert chewing gum

[Decktrya]

you get a lolipop
i insert Space invaders limited edition