Vending Machine

[implosion]

The machine pops it and returns it.

I insert the poster AFTER the next poster (two posters from this one)

[nkedwards90]

You get two Superbowl tickets. From 1998.

I insert my keyboard.

[johannhowitzer]

Dangit, stop trying to shove me in here!

You get a keyboard set permanently to Dvorak-style.

I insert an arcade token.

[ddevans96]

You get Wheel of Fortune.

I insert 

[Fixari]

You get a cow.

I insert my sister's hat.

[jamesdyer680]

you get an angry sister and a shredded hat.

I insert a xylophone.

[Fixari]

You get a recorder.

I insert the person who posts in 7 posts.

[linkcat]

You get me.

I reinsert myself.

[jamesdyer680]

you get a brain and 10 of every quanta 

I insert linkcats brain

[tinkady]

it solves the three-body problem and laughs at you.

I insert a laffy taffy.

[Fixari]

You get some nerds.

I insert tiredness.

[ddevans96]

You get a blowhorn.

I insert USB ports.