Vending Machine

[implosion]

You get a mellow liger.

I insert a lion.

[jamesdyer680]

you get eaten

I insert the lion that ate implosion

[tallguy2241]

You get imploded.

I insert an elderberry.

[jamesdyer680]

you get exploded.

I insert some otys.

[ddevans96]

You get devoured.

I insert a cup o' tea.

[Fixari]

You get burned.

I insert a piece of gum.

[implosion]

You get stuck to the machine.

I insert the machine, with Fixari attached, into a new machine.

[ddevans96]

You get System Error.

I insert a bowl of ice cream.

[implosion]

You get a waffle.

I insert a sponge.

[ddevans96]

You get sponge cake.

I insert a fork and two remotes.

[Fixari]

You get a really funky thing that no one can identify.

I insert the next poster.

[johannhowitzer]

You get distilled music, since that is what runs through my veins.

I insert my beautiful balloon.