Vending Machine

[implosion]

You get a penny.

I insert a phone.

[nkedwards90]

You get the wrath of Puppychow.

I insert explosive material from Mars.

[ddevans96]

You get gas from Jupiter.

I insert an emerald dragon.

[implosion]

You get a an emerald and a dragon. The dragon then eats the emerald.

I insert a carrot.

[ddevans96]

You get a tomato.

I insert Ice Bolts.

[Zac33333]

You get electricity voltage shot through your body like a shotguns-worth of bullets. Ouch.

I insert Zanzarino.

[ddevans96]

You get banned.

I insert a giant knight's helmet.

[implosion]

You get a gun.

I insert a shrew.

[ddevans96]

You get a vole.

I insert tissue paper.

[Zac33333]

You get Jesus.

I insert an Otyugh

[ddevans96]

You get devoured.

I insert a plastic chair.

[johannhowitzer]

You get the Red Green series on DVD and a case of duct tape.

I insert human hair from my back.