Corrupt a Wish 5.0

[dawn to dusk]

Granted, but you get accused of cheating and don't receive anything from it

I wish for the Vending Machine thread to be unlocked

[MasterWalks]

Granted, the thread gets deleted instead

I wish for my dad to come back

[InsignificantWeeaboo]

Granted, but then he tells you that you're adopted.

I wish for a spaceship

[Linkcat]

Granted, but the nuclear reactor needed to power it is sold separately.

I wish for this thread to be restored from the archive.