Vending Machine V6

[montrossen]

gets world domination.

Insert chili

[bossitron]

gets tacos of truth.

inserts hacking device

[yee]

Gets woodpile.

Inserts bonfire.

(What happened to Vendig Machine v5?)

[flyingcat]

Ran out of room.

You get burned.

Inserts a potato.

[montrossen]

You get a potato chip bag with nothing in it.

I insert

[bossitron]

you get 

i insert the internet.

[Generation_G34]

i get  1
i insert  reflective shield.

[bossitron]

you get massacred by psions because you threw away your shield

i insert pure awesomeness

[montrossen]

you get an annoying noob

I insert a ____.

(BTW generation, it goes "you get, I insert" not "I get, I insert")

[bossitron]

you get DYuNBJH DB HBD J DHDSBDVJNdbn

i insert an otugh

[yee]

You get eaten inside out.

Inserts skin of someone, who has been eaten inside out and only the skin is left

[montrossen]

You get a backpack (made of human leather)

I steal your backpack and insert it.