Vending Machine V6

[foxrain4]

gets a $500 fine

inserts my phone

[dworthy]

Gets one of the earliest versions of the public telephone.

Inserts a smartphone app.

[dawn to dusk]

gets flappy bird

inserts the game

[yee]

Gets game theory.

Inserts statistics.

[dawn to dusk]

gets CG

inserts

[Zyardran]

Gets nothing

Inserts something

[dawn to dusk]

gets something else

inserts $2

[Aknelo]

You get 10 kangaroos in return

I insert a strand of blonde hair

[Zyardran]

gets Rapunzel

inserts a hairy person 

[Ge0metry v1.2]

gets a haircut.

inserts scissors.

[dworthy]

Gets a cut piece of paper.

Inserts the entire English Wikipedia in a book. 

[Basman-1453]

Gets a doorstopper.

Inserts a stall breaker.