Vending Machine V6

[kirbylover314]

Gets a potato with symbols carved on it.
Inserts a potato with symbols carved on it.

[montrossen]

Gets tool for carving potatos.

Inserts tool for carving potatos.

[bossitron]

gets a carrot.

inserts carrot noises

[Horribleness]

Gets sentient carrot.

Inserts both  and

[bossitron]

gets the matrix

inserts bilbo bagginz

[Espithel]

Gets strangely confused but aroused simultaneously.

Inserts conservapedia.

[Devourer]

Gets an economically and diplomatically unstable country with an uneducated populace, a "President" who is more akin to a theocratic dictator, and an enormous military stockpile.

Inserts an electric, remotely operated accordion.

[bossitron]

gets doge

such insert, many place, very vending

[yee]

Gets book of grammar.

Inserts dictionary of idioms.

[bossitron]

gets crappy pun about corn.

inserts corny joke

[yee]

Gets horny joke.

Inserts a stone that rolls.

[Espithel]

Gets a lick.

Inserts a slobbering.