Vending Machine Combo Version 1.0

[XYTWO]

You get fired.

I insert the pink slip and a get well card.

[QuantumT]

You get sarcasm.

I insert sarcasm and wit.

[ddevans96]

You get a pun!

I insert a pun and a

[EmeraldTiger]

you get me thinking all figures of speech literally
insert EmeraldTiger and

[XYTWO]

You get a paradox. You can't insert yourself!
I insert a paradox and a crimson dragon.

[Ryli]

You get a dead Crimson Dragon

I insert a dead Crimson Dragon and it's gravestone.

[Wardead]

You get a fiery death.

I insert fiery death and the song "Love the Way You Lie".

[XYTWO]

You feel the burn.

I insert the burn and Mr. Burns.

[Wardead]

You get the Double Down XD

I insert the Double Down and Octane. (Plz say it!)

[nerd1]

you get 24 unstable gases
I insert  24 unstable gases and a match

[Wardead]

You get a fart...

I insert a fart and Obesity.

[nerd1]

that was invietable i guess...
you get a really fat person
insert really fat person and tongue smiley (this guy-  )